Tangled by Emma Chase
Now, that's is what I'm talking about putting layers in a book!Emma Chase, I should congratulate you on doing an awesome job with characters and actions that are very much REAL and REALISTIC!People are not black and white. They are: Black, White, Grey, Blanched almond, Chrome yellow, Cotton candy, Dark turquoise, Deep Tuscan red, motherfu*kin Donkey brown!!!
**for all further wishes of listing colors, please refer to this wikipedia site. :)**
That's what I got from Drew in this book!COLORS! He is a douchebag, was...or...is... but... he's also gentle, caring, honest, driven, immature, childish, impatient, raw...
And story about Kate and Billy, I can totally understand it. Loved all characters, from The B*tch (his sister), through little Mackenzie, to friends, Matt, Deedee... even Erin (the secretary).
Now, let me tell you some funny quotes, this one cracked me up!:)))
"You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp-fucking-chirp. This is one of those moments."
Before Matthew can answer, Mackenzie puts her two cents in. “I don’t think Uncle Matthew can come, Momma. He been too busy bein’ pussy whipped. Wha’s pussy whipped , Daddy?”
“What can I do for you, Delores?” -“Self-castration would be great. But I’ll settle for a flying leap off a bridge. I hear the Brooklyn is nice this time of year.”
***I totally imagine Deedee as Abby from NCIS!**
"Mackenzie raises her hand proudly. “I have a bagina.”
I smirk. “Yes, you do sweetheart. And someday, it’s gonna help you rule the world.”
-“Johnny Fitzgerald has a penis. He say his penis is better than my bagina.”
-“Johnny Fitzgerald’s an idiot. Vaginas beat penises every time. They’re like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.”
Enjoy this book, it's written by a woman, but in a man's voice and point of view!This should be best of both worlds!:)
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Tangled - autorice Emme Chase
To je to, to su slojevi u knjizi!Emma Chase, morala bih ti čestitati na odlično obavljenom poslu, svi likovi i radnja su tako stvarni i realistični!Jer ljudi nisu crno-bijeli. Ljudi su: crni, bijeli, sivi, bademasto smeđi, bež, ciklama rozi, tamno tirkizni, trula višnja i je*ena boja breskve!
**za još više boja, pogledajte ovu wikipedia stranicu. :)**
To je to što sam ja dobila od Drewa u ovoj knjizi!BOJE! On je... seronja, tj. bio je... ili...još uvijek je....ali... on je također nježan, brižan, stalo mu je, iskren, ambiciozan, ponekad nezreo, djetinjast, nestrpljiv, sirovina...
I priča o Kate i Billyju, totalno ih razumijem, iako je on njezin bivši i nikako ne navijam za njega. Svi likovi su super, rijetko koja knjiga da je baš tako, od The B*tch (njegove sestre), do male Mackenzie, preko prijatelja, Matta, Deedee... čak i Erin (tajnice).
A sada, da vam prevedem/citiram nekoliko rečenica, presmiješne su!:)))
"Znate ono kad na TV-u, u nekom neugodnom, napetom i strašnom trenutku ili sceni stave samo zvuk cvrčaka u pozadini? Pa, chirp-fucking-chirp. Ovo je jedan od tih trenutaka!"
Prije nego Matthew odgovori, Mackenzie stavi 2 centa u staklenku. “Mislim da ujo Matthew ne može doći, mamice. Mora jesti Deedeenu pizzu. Kad ćemo mi jesti pizzu, tata?” -ovu foru sam promijenila, jer jednostavno ne znam kako ju prevesti s engleskog :D
“Što mogu učiniti za tebe, Delores?” -“Da napraviš samokastraciju, to bi bilo super. Ali, zadovoljit ću se i ako skočiš s mosta. Čujem da je Brooklynski jako lijep u ovo doba godine.”
***Zamišljam Deedee kao Abby iz NCIS!**
"Mackenzie podigne ruku ponosno. “Ja imam baginu.”
Nasmijem se. “Da, imaš, dušo. I jednoga dana, ona će ti pomoći da vladaš svijetom.”
-“Johnny Fitzgerald ima penis. Rekao mi je da je njegov penis bolji od moje bagine.”
-“Johnny Fitzgerald je idiot. Vagine pobjeđuju penise u bilo koje doba dana ili noći. One su kao Supermanov kryptonit. Penisi nemaju obrane protiv njih.”
Uživajte u ovoj knjizi, napisala ju je žena! Očito ovdje dobivamo najbolje od oba svijeta, njezina sposobnost da se uživi u lik muškog seronje Drewa, i osjećajnost njegove ženske polovice Kate!
**Knjigu je također moguće čitati samo na engleskom.
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